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The Unf*ckening Tarot Reading (In-Person)

£60.00 60 minutes+

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When you’re ready to unfuck even the most complex matters and gain a profound understanding of how everything fits together, The Unfuckening reading is your ultimate insight tool. With ten to fifteen cards plus two bonus oracle cards, we’ll unpack and simplify the intricate layers of any situation, presenting them in easy-to-digest pieces. This reading provides the deepest level of insight, offering clarity on a wide range of questions. You’ll leave with a better understanding of how different aspects of your life intersect and relate to the bigger picture. It’s an immersive experience that will empower you to navigate life’s twists and turns with confidence.

When asking your question, please take the time to give me as much information as you can. While it might seem fun to test my skills by keeping things vague, the more information you can give me about your situation, the more clarity the reading will bring. If you’d like me to use a specific tarot spread during the reading, then please let me know at the time of booking.

what to expect – In-Person readings

The reading begins with a short introductory chat where we can get to know each other and decide on the deck/spread we will be using. This is followed by a short meditation together. This allows us to ground ourselves and for our energies to connect. I will then draw some cards, tell you what’s coming up, and we’ll see what resonates. We usually end with a meditation based on the cards pulled, to help you ground into the present moment and be empowered to transform your life.

Above all, we’ll keep things conversational, and I try to make things as light as possible. (Without sugar-coating!) Sometimes things may get a bit emotional, but it’s always enlightening.

spread examples – The Unfuckening reading

During the reading, I may utilise one or more tarot spreads to help provide structure and allow us to explore a question or situation from a variety of positions and points of view. Here are a couple of examples of some of the spreads I may use.

Celtic Cross

The Celtic Cross can be applied to almost any situation. It can provide a profound level of insight and can be flexible to various situations. This is the best spread to use if we want to simplify a complex or convoluted matter into easy-to-digest pieces.

Celtic cross tarot spread example

Six Months Ahead

See what internal and external influences may be holding you back, where to focus your heart and mind, and where to direct your energy for the next half a year. Perfect for when you’re stuck at a crossroads, moving from one stage of life to another, or for just a cheeky peek into your near future.

Six months ahead tarot spread example

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Reading Format

In Person Reading

Reading Length

The Unfuckening (10-15 Cards + 2 Oracles)


60 Minutes


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