Reading Length | Detailed (10+ Cards) |
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Reading Format | Recorded Reading |
description
When you’re ready to unfuck even the most complex matters and gain a profound understanding of how everything fits together, The Unfuckening reading is your ultimate insight tool. With ten to fifteen cards, we’ll unpack and simplify the intricate layers of any situation, presenting them in easy-to-digest pieces. This reading provides the deepest level of insight, offering clarity on a wide range of questions. You’ll leave with a better understanding of how different aspects of your life intersect and relate to the bigger picture. It’s an immersive experience that will empower you to navigate life’s twists and turns with confidence.
When asking your question, please take the time to give me as much information as you can. While it might seem fun to test my skills by keeping things vague, the more information you can give me about your situation, the more clarity the reading will bring. If you’d like me to use a specific tarot spread during the reading, then please let me know at the time of booking.
what to expect – recorded readings
Available in audio or video format. Once the reading has been completed, (usually within 48 hours) a link to download the audio/video file and a PDF containing a photo of the tarot cards pulled and an explanation of the tarot spread, will be available from your order page.
The reading will begin with a short introduction, followed by a mediation to allow us to ground ourselves and for our energies to connect. I’ll then shuffle and offer my reflection on the cards in relation to your question. We will usually end with a short meditation or encouragement inspired by the cards that were pulled, to help you ground into the present moment and be empowered to transform your life.
I try to make things as light as possible, without sugar-coating, sometimes things may get a bit emotional, but it’s always enlightening.
spread examples – detailed reading
During the reading, I may utilise one or more tarot spreads to help provide structure and allow us to explore a question or situation from a variety of positions and points of view. Here are a couple of examples of some of the spreads I may use.
Celtic Cross
The Celtic Cross can be applied to almost any situation. It can provide a profound level of insight and can be flexible to various situations. This is the best spread to use if we want to simplify a complex or convoluted matter into easy-to-digest pieces.

Six Months Ahead
See what internal and external influences may be holding you back, where to focus your heart and mind, and where to direct your energy for the next half a year. Perfect for when you’re stuck at a crossroads, moving from one stage of life to another, or for just a cheeky peek into your near future.

Aimie –
Thank you Gord for your reading. It shed light and clarity into areas of my life that were feeling confusing. I’ve gained the wisdom and confidence to step more fully into my queer power! 🌈
Jesy (verified owner) –
Gord gave me the perfect reading. Everything was so on point and really resonated with me. So grateful, they’re such an amazing human and so good at what they do!
Annie (verified owner) –
Absolutely spot on with everything.
I’d highly recommend getting a reading if you just want a little reminder that anything is possible.
Brilliant service
zoe (verified owner) –
Wow!! I am speechless. Everything you said was absolutely spot on. Every detail resonated. Thank you so much, this has given me the clarification I needed. I feel lighter already. Blessings x
Luke (verified owner) –
I was really pleased with the reading from Gord, explained everything and gave support throughout. Shall definitely come back 🙂
Kio (verified owner) –
Had a read Recently by Gord, they’re honest and doesn’t sugarcoat anything to make you feel happy, yet he gives you peace of mind to move forward in whatever situation you may be in, I’ve had a few reads done off Gord, Thanks very much.
Luke (verified owner) –