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The Unf*ckening Tarot Reading (Live)

£60.00 60 minutes+

(3 customer reviews)

When you’re ready to unfuck even the most complex matters and gain a profound understanding of how everything fits together, The Unfuckening reading is your ultimate insight tool. With ten to fifteen cards plus two bonus oracle cards, we’ll unpack and simplify the intricate layers of any situation, presenting them in easy-to-digest pieces. This reading provides the deepest level of insight, offering clarity on a wide range of questions. You’ll leave with a better understanding of how different aspects of your life intersect and relate to the bigger picture. It’s an immersive experience that will empower you to navigate life’s twists and turns with confidence.

When asking your question, please take the time to give me as much information as you can. While it might seem fun to test my skills by keeping things vague, the more information you can give me about your situation, the more clarity the reading will bring. If you’d like me to use a specific tarot spread during the reading, then please let me know at the time of booking.

what to expect – live readings

Once you book your slot the link to join the Zoom call will be sent via email within 24 hours. Please ensure you join the call on time and are prepared (i.e. checking your audio and video work) before you join, as I cannot guarantee any time past your booked slot. If you purchase a summary – a link to download the files will be available from your order page.

The reading begins with a short introductory chat where we can get to know each other and decide on the deck/spread we will be using. This is followed by a short meditation together. This allows us to ground ourselves and for our energies to connect. I will then draw some cards, tell you what’s coming up, and we’ll see what resonates. We usually end with a meditation based on the cards pulled, to help you ground into the present moment and be empowered to transform your life.

Above all, we’ll keep things conversational, and I try to make things as light as possible. (Without sugar-coating!) Sometimes things may get a bit emotional, but it’s always enlightening.

spread examples – the unfuckening reading

During the reading, I may utilise one or more tarot spreads to help provide structure and allow us to explore a question or situation from a variety of positions and points of view. Here are a couple of examples of some of the spreads I may use.

Celtic Cross

The Celtic Cross can be applied to almost any situation. It can provide a profound level of insight and can be flexible to various situations. This is the best spread to use if we want to simplify a complex or convoluted matter into easy-to-digest pieces.

Celtic cross tarot spread example

Six Months Ahead

See what internal and external influences may be holding you back, where to focus your heart and mind, and where to direct your energy for the next half a year. Perfect for when you’re stuck at a crossroads, moving from one stage of life to another, or for just a cheeky peek into your near future.

Six months ahead tarot spread example

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Reading Format

Live Reading

Reading Length

The Unfuckening (10-15 Cards + 2 Oracles)


60 Minutes

3 reviews for The Unf*ckening Tarot Reading (Live)

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    Anonymous (verified owner)

    Gord was thoughtful to my questions and was able to offer intuitive insight into what lies ahead in both my career and romantic life, I’ve returned to Gord and know they will offer a safe and open space. This is so needed for me as a neurodiverse, queer individual. Thanks always xx

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    Tracy (verified owner)

    Thankyou so much for my reading. It was very indepth and accurate. Gord also did a couple of small meditations with me and spoke to me about bits and pieces relating to my reading very well. It was my first reading with Gord and I look forward to future readings with them.

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    Anonymous (verified owner)

    Some time has passed between my reading and this review. This time has illuminated the insights made by Gord. Gord’s intuitive reading proved to be most accurate in many areas of my life. At the beginning of my 60 minute reading they led a meditation with a wonderful, calm energy. This put me at ease and helped me focus on connection. I look forward to a reading in the future and would highly recommend a reading of any length.

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