Reading Format | Live Reading |
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Reading Length | Direct (3-5 Cards) |
description
When you’re ready to cut the bullshit and get right to the heart of a situation, the Get Your Shit Together reading is your go-to. In just a few cards, this reading provides remarkable clarity and insight, making it perfect for those new to tarot or anyone seeking quick wisdom and understanding. Whether you have a clear question or a specific area of life you want to navigate, this reading will give you the guidance you need. It’s a popular choice among my regular clients for regular check-ins and timely support.
When asking your question, please take the time to give me as much information as you can. While it might seem fun to test my skills by keeping things vague, the more information you can give me about your situation, the more clarity the reading will bring. If you’d like me to use a specific tarot spread during the reading, then please let me know at the time of booking.
what to expect – live readings
Once you book your slot the link to join the Zoom call will be sent via email within 24 hours. Please ensure you join the call on time and are prepared (i.e. checking your audio and video work) before you join, as I cannot guarantee any time past your booked slot. If you purchase a summary – a link to download the files will be available from your order page.
The reading begins with a short introductory chat where we can get to know each other and decide on the deck/spread we will be using. This is followed by a short meditation together. This allows us to ground ourselves and for our energies to connect. I will then draw some cards, tell you what’s coming up, and we’ll see what resonates. We usually end with a meditation based on the cards pulled, to help you ground into the present moment and be empowered to transform your life.
Above all, we’ll keep things conversational, and I try to make things as light as possible. (Without sugar-coating!) Sometimes things may get a bit emotional, but it’s always enlightening.
spread examples – direct reading
During the reading, I may utilise one or more tarot spreads to help provide structure and allow us to explore a question or situation from a variety of positions and points of view. Here are a couple of examples of some of the spreads I may use.
direction / guidance
In a world filled with increasing uncertainty, sometimes it can be incredibly helpful to break down and analyse a situation into its core components to eliminate confusion and reveal hidden truths. That is where these guidance spreads come in, allowing us a way to evaluate things in a fresh way.

decision making
These are handy if you’re looking for help to confirm the decisions you’re making and the differing factors involved in those choices.
check-in
These are great for checking in on a regular basis, allowing you to practice self care, or add a bit of routine to your life.
Megan M. (verified owner) –
Very emotional. We weren’t expecting such an emotional experience, so warning to others who ask for a couples reading, because prepared for anything. Gord’s reading was deep, and definitely was on point. I won’t go into detail as it was very personal, but Gord was amazing. I only apologize for the crying and awkwardness we may of caused. But everything was smoothed over outside the reading between us.
Thank you so much, Gord. Never doubt your reading skills, especially after this one.
Jack says: Am Toad, 5 stars.
You were fantastic. I highly recommend a reading from Gord, but as I said, if it’s for a couple, be weary of the good, bad and ugly. The cards will call it out.
Sharon (verified owner) –
Reading was a great experience.